Beginning last week and continuing over the weekend, our team made an effort to contact Governor Palin for an interview. At first we were told she was “out of the office” and yesterday we were finally informed that Palin has been “hiking the Appalachian Trail.”
We weren’t born yesterday. Well, one of our interns was, but we pay him under the table for the inspiration he provides because our other interns are unpaid and useless. Child labor? Yea we use it (and believe me when I say it's the best business decision we've made). ANYWAY, back to the issue at hand. We’ve heard this story before. Remember the disgraced governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford? Yea, he told our team the same thing before the story broke about his affair with his Argentine lover.
Well, folks, the AP stole our story last time, so we’re here to give you the facts first. Sarah Palin isn’t hiking the Appalachian Trail. No, she’s not hiking the Continental Divide Trail, either. She’s actually having an affair with a Bolivian man named Jorge Villasina.
Yep, this is the face of the man who spends his days making sweet, sweet love to our beloved Sarah Palin. After Gov. Sanford was caught in his scandal, Palin decided that she best get the fudge out' the scene before her story made national headlines. Sorry Sarah, but you're cover's busted. Know what else is busted? This guy you've been macking with. Sanford had much better taste.In other news, MannDubinBlog is looking for an attorney to represent us in our future slander suit. Know a guy? Let us know. Seriously.
In other, other news, if you're Sarah Palin and thinking about suing us, please don't. We don't have any money for you to take. In fact, we're so broke we don't even have health insurance. Sarah- if you're pissed just tell Jorge to email us at Mann.Dubin@gmail.com. Kisses.
