Hackers have finally broken into the security systems surrounding the camera on Apple's MacBook. You've got it; any time your computer has been hooked up to the internet it's been transmitting your image to these evil people. What's worse? They've started leaking some of the most embarrassing footage. Pictured above is one of our writers who has been absolutely humiliated by this ordeal. After finally convincing his girlfriend to film a porno by saying, "Don't worry Ma' nobody will ever see it," his hairy ass is all over the internet. Just Google "Fred the Intern Stalks the Family Farm" for full access.
We know what you're thinking. "F**k Fred the Intern, what about me?" Well, your pooch is screwed, too (although notably less-so than Fred's dog and mother). You remember when you and your girlfriend did the long distance thing back after college? Yep. They've got you on tape. They've even got that embarrassing striptease you used to do for her. Yes sir they do. They've even got her diddling the underage neighbor boy because of that embarrassing little striptease you used to do.
We're in this together, y'all, and you can count on MannDubinBlog to cover the latest developments.
