Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sarah Palin is after us!


First, we expose the truth about Sarah Palin. Now, this guy is trying to kill us.

Ever see Conspiracy Theory?

You know, that movie where Mel Gibson is on to something shady and the government in turn is trying to kill him for it.

Well, now we're like Mel Gibson, minus the anti-semitic part. And Sarah Palin and her wacky (not to mention scary and bible beating) henchmen are the part of the government coming after us. Pretty standard stuff.

After our recent scathing report on the truth behind the Sarah Palin resignation (see below), we have begun to feel what I can only describe as "hunted." We at MannDubinBlog are confident that there is a an Alaskan Hit Man hot on our trail after we uncovered and exposed the truth about Sarah Palin and her nefarious ways.

Oh, you want evidence. I'll give you evidence. How about the fact that a recent visitor to MannDubinBlog hailed from none other than Wasilla, Alaska.

That's right, the same town of approximately 123 people in the middle of Alaska in which Palin was the mayor prior to her becoming governor. Every resident is either a member of her immediate family or a member of the family of the kid who knocked up her daughter.

Do we have reason to fear? You bet we do.