As you can see, Cheney displays several common characteristics of the Devil as well as a few lesser known traits. For instance, we all know that the Devil should have horns out of his head, and Cheney has these. What's lesser known is that the Devil actually has fangs similar to those of a vampire, and he has a heart as well. Granted, his heart is made of pure tar (see the black? yea, that's tar), but it is still there nonetheless.Some of you might be wondering, "where did MannDubinBlog find such damning evidence?" The answer is simple. While we were eating lunch at Ann's Snack Bar in walked Dick Cheney. This photograph was taken in the middle of him eating his Ghetto Burger. That's pure fact. Take it to the bank. For more facts about Dick Cheney and his being wrong check this out. Until then, if you see this man on the street please feel free to throw stones, sticks, holy water, or feces at him.
