Saturday, May 30, 2009

Becca B's Thoughts on the Intern


This is MannDubinBlog speaking: for the first time EVER we are allowing a guest writer on MannDubinBlog. You may have seen her before on "Why Somebody Should Give Me a Million Bucks," but this time we promise a better performance from Becca B.







From Becca B:

I'm sure by now you've all seen the picture of MannDubinBlog out with MannDubinIntern, so I have a few things to say about this "intern." He might be retarded. I don't use the term loosely having grown up in a diverse community, but I really think the intern might be mentally ill/disabled.

At first sight he was ugly. Really ugly. He looked like a Renaissance Festival actor who's primary activities include eating, rubbing grease on his face, and mating with the livestock. Seriously. But since I'm kind and understanding, I can get past first impressions.

Then, he spoke. I had thought things couldn't have been worse before, but now I longed for silence. Complete silence. Like in space. But no, the intern would not stop talking about Dungeons and Dragons, MannDubinBlog, and explaining the intricacies of the prosecution of every serial killer in the last 3 decades. Yea- I thought he was going to chop me up and put me in his freezer before the end of the night.

So I'm not saying don't read his blog, but I am saying if you see him on the street, run. Better yet, throw the nearest available trash at him because that's what this mysoginistic piece of shit deserves. Nobody likes him because he's a psycho and an asshole. Seriously.


Love,
Becca B.