Monday, April 27, 2009

Swine Flu. The new STD.


We don't know about all this swine flu nonsense. Seriously? This is how it ends? We have a worldwide economic crisis, mass genocide, and global terrorism. With all that now the powers that be are telling us that we're all going to die from a sexually transmitted disease that I'm pretty sure is contracted by having sexual intercourse with a pig.

My previous statement might sound controversial but dammit we're under attack! This is no time for us to worry about hurting feelings or being politically correct. S0 I beg of you, if you insist on slutting it up with bacon, in spite of the known dangers, don't turn around and hop in bed with the sorority girl who lives down the hall. Because most likely we too will be trying to hop in bed with the sorority girl down the hall and we don't want those of you who have been intimate with pigs spreading swine flu to our perfectly decent sorority girls.

In short, if you must go pig, please be considerate of those of us who like mating with our own kind and who don't like dying of swine flu.

Of course, if this all turns out to be how things end for humanity and swine flu turns out not to be a STD but rather a highly contagious airborne virus we will formally retract our statements.

Good luck to everyone through these trying times.

Friday, April 24, 2009

NEW POSTS!

New posts at Why I Love Atlanta, Why I Hate Atlanta, Million Bucks, and The Demographic. Check it. ADD SOME COMMENTS, PEOPLE! Or, as Diddy would say, LET'S GO!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

MannDubinBlog is taking over!

It seems like just yesterday that MannDubinBlog was a fledgling blog start up (it really was yesterday). Look how far we've come.

We are proud to announce that MannDubinBlog has successfully completed a hostile takeover of the blog mogul known as "Spork Crusade." Spork Crusade is now a part of the MannDubinBlog family, whether they like it or not.

So please, enjoy the offerings of Spork Crusade and bask in the glory of knowing you all are now part of the future. The future that is MannDubinBlog.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Welcome!

Glad you came to check out MannDubin Blog! Our names are Michael and Henry, and we're two guys in Atlanta with some spare time (damn the recession!). We decided to start writing a blog about what we know. You'll notice there are several blogs listed, and that's because we know a lot about a lot of stuff. I mean a ton. We've got you covered if you have questions about everything from iPhone apps to the dreams of the 18-26 year old male demographic. Remember: this is a service for you! So check back often because we have a lot to say.